Join the Cosmic Collective:
Elevate Your Artistry & Amplify Your Abundance
We are calling all visionary creators, free spirits, and psychedelic pioneers!
Imagine this:
Your art isn’t just seen—it vibrates across the universe, morphing into tangible products and passive income.
Welcome to the collaboration where imagination meets infinite profit potential.
The Deal (No Fine Print, Only Vibes):
Zero Gravity Gratis Period: 3 months FREE to build your empire.
We front the costs, you keep 100% of the profits. No fees. No fuss. No burdens. Just:
- Month 1: Upload art (we design the products & create the product pages) → (As a collaborative effort) Sell 100 phone cases, tapestries, blankets, or unisex t-shirts →
Pocket 40% of our profit on every sale *cha-ching*. - Month 2: Repeat the process, maybe with a different product.
- Month 3: Prepare to reinvest your earnings → Your royalties fund themselves.
Month 4’s tiny $1/product fee? Already covered by your art’s prior autopilot.Translation: Three months to turn dormant designs into a self-sustaining ATM.
Forever.
- Month 1: Upload art (we design the products & create the product pages) → (As a collaborative effort) Sell 100 phone cases, tapestries, blankets, or unisex t-shirts →
Why This Works & Why We're Doing This:
- 40% Profit Share: For every sale, you keep 40% of our profit; we keep 60% (not revenue—actual profit after production costs). Example: Sell a $100 tapestry? If our profit is $42.50, you pocket $17. Capitalism’s doing yoga.
- Scaled to Infinity: Sell 90 x $42.50 products/month? Harvest $1,530 (40% of $3,825 profit). Your art funds more art. It’s a black hole that spews cash.
- Quit Anytime: Vibe check says “nope”? Peace out. No guilt. Just stardust gratitude.
- Why We’re Doing This: Your dreams of making it as an artist shouldn’t be prevented by rent week. We’re here to turn your art into an ATM that dispenses supernovas—so you can actually pay those bills and love doing it.
Phase 1; The "Wait, This is FREE?!" Portal:
Launchpad to Abundance:
- Upload art → Materialize trippy products (phone cases, tapestries, shirts, blankets) → $0 fees.
We do the product designing, product hosting, page creation—you tell your friends & family, while we advertise and sell at festivals! - Keep 40% of our profit on every sale. Yes, even from that flamingo-riding-alien design. ESPECIALLY that design.
- Flop-proof: If your art bombs, you’ve only lost 3 months of self-doubt (we incinerated it).
Phase 2: Eternal Vibe Sustainment
- Post-free period: $1/product fee (less than your morning latte).
That’s a 94% profit margin for passive income. - You get an official Artist Bio page that displays your products currently available and designs you’ve made in the past, basically a portfolio.
- You Keep 40% of our profit forever → Margins so fat, they’d make Wall Street blush.
We Banish the Mundane (We Handle the 7 Cosmic Burdens):
- No website fees → Your art thrives in our digital Eden.
- No marketplace drama → We weed the garden; you plant seeds.
- No audience hunts → Your tribe’s already here, vibing.
- No product-page puzzles → We frame your vision in pixel-perfect light.
- No manufacturing mayhem → Ideas → treasures, no sweat.
- No packaging panic → Wrapped with cosmic care.
- No shipping storms → We navigate logistics like astral sailors.
First 3 Months = $0.00
✨ Zip. Nada. A financial séance where we front the costs, you harvest the profits. Think of it as a cosmic incubator.
✨ After 3 months: $1/product fee (not $100/month upfront—we’re not monsters). That’s a 94% profit margin!
✨ Risk Free: Only spend that $1 if / when the product sells. The $1 is deducted from your 40% share.
✨ 40% profit share = 40% of our net profit per item after production, shipping, and platform costs.
✨ “Forever” assumes you don’t blow all profits on crystal hoarding. We believe in you.
✨ Note: Calculations assume selling 88×104″ tapestries. Results vary with product mix.
